One Etsy Post To Rule Them All…

Sorry.  Was that a little pretentious?  It was, but it doesn’t make it untrue.  ‘Cause this list of Tolkien-inspired, handmade awesome totally rules… and then some.  So come along, Dear Reader…

And I promise, you won’t even have to traverse the Dead Marshes, fight off ginormous spiders, travel by barrel,  solve a riddle, or kill a Nazgûl… just a little jaunt through the vast vaults and dragon-less hoards of Etsy goodness.

At least, I don’t think there’s a dragon…

I guess we’ll find out, huh? 😉

Ok.  I lied.  There are totally dragons.  But seriously, can you think of any creature better to protect — and stylishly at that —  your precious copy of The Hobbit?

Is there anything more cozy than a hobbit hole? Only this adorable hobbit mug cozy!

Cards for any occasion, even second breakfast.

Moss + Jar + Lord of the Rings = Made of total win.

Because you can’t go on a quest without a pair of (adorable, knitted) bracers…

Ok, so maybe there are more than a few dragons on this little adventure of ours…

Think the Misty Mountains are pretty spectacular?  Just wait ’til you see them sparkle on your nails!

Lord of the Rings yarn!  Not a knitter, and I’m a terrible crocheter, but I want skeins and skeins of these gorgeous yarns just so I can hug them and love them. Especially “Minas Morgul.”

My precccccccioooooous….

I’m a fully grown adult (sometimes), but I cannot tell you how much I want one of these…. to live in.  

You thought I was going to say “for the backyard.” didn’t you? 😉

Luxurious pillows that look like they were taken right from Galadriel’s chaise lounge.

So you and your home can smell like Middle Earth… the good-smelling parts.

Charge your phone to there and back again.

A cup that spells adventure and other cute things to fill your hobbit hole.

Because the road goes ever on and on, and sometimes it’s nice to know where the dragons live.

You didn’t think I’d make an Etsy post without a cute plushie and a scarf, did you? Ha.  A huggable Gandalf and a scarf inspired by the Grey Wanderer himself.

Put a ring on it… Middle Earth-style.

*blinks* I’m overwhelmed by the adorable epicness.

It’s true. Sometimes those who wander are just searching for a few good pillows.

I’ll take an entire armory-full, please?

Coffee IN Lothlorien… with an ent?  Well, that’s an offer I can’t refuse.

…. And finally, what better accessory to complete your homey hobbit hole than a Shire-scented candle?

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